Happy-Thought Hall

Happy-Thought Hall is an illustrated humorous book by F. C. Burnand. Burnand was an English comic writer and playwright. Excerpt: «Boodels says „Pooh!“ If he doesn't understand a thing at once he dismisses it with „pooh.“ As I ascend the wide oak staircase, with room enough for eight people abreast on every step, I reflect on the foolishness of a man saying „pooh,“ hastily. How many great schemes might anyone nip in the bud by one „pooh.“ What marvellous inventions, apparently ridiculous in their commencing idea, would be at once knocked on the head by a single „pooh.“ The rising Artist has an infant design for some immense historical Fresco. He comes—I see him, as it were, coming to Boodels to confide in him. „I mean,“ says he, „to show Peter the Great in the right-hand corner, and Peter the Hermit in another, with Peter Martyr somewhere else, . . . in fact, I see an immense historical subject of all the Celebrated Peters . . . . Then why not offer it to St. Peter's at Rome, and why not . . .?“ „Pooh!“ says Boodels, and the artist perhaps goes off and drowns himself, or goes into business and so is lost to the World. If I'd listened to Boodels' „Pooh,“ I should never have got on so far as I have with my work on Typical Developments. I hope to be remembered by this. Milburd is calling me. Everyone in ecstasies. What wonderful old chambers. Oak panels, diamond panes. Remains of tapestry, containing probably a fine collection of moths. Old rusty armour on the walls. Strange out-of-the-way staircases leading to postern-doors and offices.»