Loe raamatut: «50 revelations about social networks»

© Igor Bovsunovsky, 2021

ISBN 978-5-0051-9085-7

Created with Ridero smart publishing system

REVELATION #1

You make yourself hot tea. You open your laptop. You get in touch. You open a personal. You read: “I invite you to visit my page and leave your mark on it, and I am already laced up my shoes to run to yours” … you clean a laptop drenched in tea :)

REVELATION #2

Whatever social network you visit, I want to say hello to those who go to work on the Internet and want to hire me. Guys, move on :)

REVELATION #3

You open a contact. Go to the settings. You are setting a birthday for today. You repeat the procedure every day. And every time almost the same users congratulate you… it’s Groundhog Day :)

REVELATION #4

Comedians, as always, anneal! This is what the message means: “I invite you to like the posts, and when I’m dressing up and with a cake, I’m going to visit you to get a bunch of likes”?. . facepalm, guys :)

REVELATION #5

You open your laptop. You go to the social network: “classmates”. You are reading a PM… and you just want to send some users to hell who fill the PM with verbal.. creative :)

REVELATION #6

Smartphone. Kontact. You open your account and… you see a bunch of unread messages. In dozens of conversations. You don’t understand: what it is, and why… it seems it’s time to go into the privacy settings :)

REVELATION #7

Hot tea. Notebook. Facebook. I read personal messages. I see a lot of spam about offers to make money… I answer that I dreamed about it all my life: go to the forest, good luck businessmen :)

REVELATION #8

Vkontakte. You see a friendship proposal. You approve. After about 5 minutes, you receive a lot of messages from a new “friend” who asks to see one small document, because you have a legal education… sighing, you answer him that we are even from different countries: what other document to see?.. In response, you will receive a message that you are a lawyer and will be blacklisted… miracles :)