Maht 101 lehekülg
2016 aasta
Английские анекдоты / English Jokes
Raamatust
Один из лучших способов быстрого расширения словарного запаса и совершенствования английского языка до уровня выше среднего – это чтение коротких рассказов и занимательных историй.
В предлагаемой книжке подобраны анекдоты и шутливые рассказы, которые превратят изучение языка в увлекательное занятие.
Тексты подобраны для уровня 3 (для продолжающих учить английский язык средней ступени) и снабжены комментариями.
В конце книги предлагаются упражнения и англо-русский словарик.
Издание рассчитано на всех, кто стремится читать на английском языке.
One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbour, seeing him there, decides to investigate. “What are you doing?” he asked. Mongo replies, “My goldfish died and I’m burying him.” “That’s an awful big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” asked the neighbour. Mongo shot back, “That’s because he’s inside your ugly cat!”
A tourists guide was talking with a group of school kids at a park when one of the kids asked him if he had ever came face-to-face with a wolf. “Yes, I came face to face with a wolf once. And as luck would have it, I was alone and without a weapon.” “What did you do?” the little girl asked. “What could I do? First, I tried looking him straight in the eyes but he slowly came toward me. I moved back, but he kept coming nearer and nearer. I had to think fast.” “How did you get away?”
“Is the epistemological view of the universe still valid in an existentialist world?” “That is an extremely simple question,” he responded. “So simple in fact, that even my driver could answer that, which is
